Whut ef I write? Whut ef i rong?                             Bee-in I mite bea rite wee awl shuld unerstan                               wat iz att steak hear. North Carolina iz a plase lyke
know whur els, an Carteret County iz hur shinin lite. Knot onle
  du wee hav sum ritch worters, butt wee hav meny wonerful thingz
     tu offir visiters lyke buteful vuze, frinle lokils, grate stors, historik         sytes, fanntastik restoraunts, an moor. Itt r air jobb tu keap itt thys       weigh. Thys wil meen ae lott uv gyve frum awl uv uss. Wee mus gyve         unerstanin,thawt,konsession, dedakashun, an musch moor. Eye du no ef        wee doant fyx thee problims wee kno aboght, won uv thee tru freek           axidents wee kould hav, mite wype uss owt. Knowon kares tu ete
         papir shel oistirs, ore sea poope floten bye whyle etin dinnur
            bye thee shor.                                                                   Tyl latir                                                                               Clammerhead
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Et shore iz harrd beein aloan
owlt hear awl bye mee loansum wifowt know wun
lukkin fer mee. Maebe  ets th smel uv klorene runned em  
aweigh, oar et kould bee sum udder smel. Sumwon stuk-up sines
   sa-in eye mae knot bea klean, an kuld kuaze eelniss. Eye awt tu
bea kleen wif awl dis klorene. Mee an mi frinds en thys naborhood     ar worshed wif spechill worter ery dae.
 
                                 Tyl layter
        klam
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  Thar kums sumwon wallkin long de knew doc.
       Eye theenks thae r toorest. Won laidee ast whur r thee             kommershell fishurmen. Hur husbin sed heed thawt theys mae
  bee an  indayngerid spesies ore evin exstinked. Heed heerd sumwon   sea thaed thawt thaed kawt em awl. Nowl theys leevin. Sum mann     sed sumfin bout nuffin lef tu sea butt whyte flaggs kum hi tyde.
     
                                   Tyl laetor
                                     klam
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                    Eye spind mi hole dae
           stairin att thee lantic oshin wif know
    won tri-n tu git mee. Eye wood leev ef eye kould          an fynd sumwon hoo wonts mee. Eye heerd ann oistir     sae emportid seefood iz reel popler. Cept maebee fur thee won kuntry whur led maik ya ded stufs kumsfrum. Whi kant eye bee chozin furst, aftir awl eye wuz hear furst?   Sumfin iz rong wif dis pikshur.
Tyll laitor
klam